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jimmy’s mom 

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

Jimmy's horseshoe 

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.
Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.
Jimmy's horseshoe by instaphammed February 22, 2022

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Jimmy's Cherry Pies 

Delicious uncooked pies
You're looking real Jimmy's Cherry Pies today, pal.

Jimmy's Office 

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."
Jimmy's Office by Overthier April 8, 2020

Jimmy's Grotto 

Quite simply one of the best local restaurants ever. It's only store is in Waukesha, WI. If you ever visit and do not go here, you are definitly missing out. Their best, and signature meal, is the Ponza-Rotta, A giant calzone that just will not leave you hungry and will make you come back time after time.
Your friend: "Hey what is the best food in waukesha?"

You: "Oh definitly the Ponza-Rotta at Jimmy's Grotto! It's just the best thiing ever!"
Jimmy's Grotto by Waukesha Kid November 30, 2010