The No-J 

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

The No-J by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! 

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

No, J'ou? 

It's the only answer to J'eat yet?

Question: Hey, J'eat yet?
Answer: No, J'ou?

No, J'ou? by CJMO November 10, 2008

j-nope 

Army (BTS) slang for being disgusted or not happy/delighted with something

A:oPpAr SaRaNgHaE

B: J-NOPE

j-nope by Once you jimin you cant jimout August 24, 2020

J-not 

the oblivious state of just being "just not"....commonly compounded to "jnot" or "jont"...can also be used in the double negative such as "...jont jont.."

Hey you're a big fine kevin o'connel j-not.

ex of double negative j-not: Heyyyy bombs away jont jont.

J-not by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 11, 2006

Billie J Notten 

Awesome, sick, radical, generally the best person in the room at all times

Foe what you did back there to help those kids in danger, you're a real Billie J Notten man

Billie J Notten by Billie J Nottenn November 22, 2021

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

Noodle J by Stevezilla March 19, 2010