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Rude installation 

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
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Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

Instabation 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

installationship 

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.
Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship
installationship by JJLyon September 7, 2013

Situational Installationist 

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.

Installtion 

A Linux term often used in place of the word installation.
Installtion of Linux is a simple process everyone can do!
Installtion by jakwolffe June 25, 2008