Immortality 

Immortality means you have an infinite amount of years you could spend having sex with whoever you want and when you want. Hell if you really want to you could become a rapist and rape some celebrity

Oh I love immortality im the loving the life

Immortality by DaisyDylan August 3, 2018

Immortality 

Ability to not die from old age or sickness.

Immortality is both a curse and a blessing

Immortality by 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr March 5, 2022

Immortality 

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.

Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.

Immortality by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Immortality Oppression 

The crumb on coin still life movement 2020 is the perfect representative for immortality oppression

It’s not gas it’s brownie crumbs for immortality oppression

Immortality Oppression by Oppressedimmortal69 July 2, 2020

immortality cream 

Your sugar daddy's sweet white filling you enjoy to get your tuition paid

I had to get immortality cream out of my hair last night. It took an hour.

immortality cream by Pac 12 November 2, 2015

Immortality Fail 

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

Immortality Fail by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

Immortality Rate 

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

Immortality Rate by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023