hotel cart diving 

Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.

We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!

hotel cart diving by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013

hotel bella muerte 

Hotel Bella Bella Muerte is Spanish for "Hotel of beautiful death". It is used in the song "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance

"Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind ,check into the Hotel Bella Muerte"

hotel bella muerte by lucyatwel December 26, 2016

House Hotel 

The state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.

Friend: "Your wife is away this weekend. What do you plan on doing?"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"

House Hotel by willestrd November 15, 2013

Capsule Hotel 

A typical Capsule Hotel is composed of two major sections; a public lounge space including bathing, and the other is a private space where the sleeping rooms (capsules) are arranged. The actual sleeping room is a capsule unit made of reinforced plastic and designed in the image of a jet airplane's cockpit. In the capsule unit, all the required amenities are provided; TV, radio, alarm clock, adjustable lighting... almost everything is provided! Every device is within your reach and you can control everything in a sleeping position.

For the numerous business people working hard until after midnight and who miss their train, and for all the people coming to Tokyo on a short business trip, or holiday; young and old, men and women, a wide range of people stay at Capsule hotels in Tokyo.

Capsule Hotel by Dancing with Fire September 15, 2011

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

femboy hooters 

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters

take me down to the femboy hooters

femboy hooters by s1nj1ns bu55y June 7, 2020