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hot load express

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when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her
man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express
by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003
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surprise hot load

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wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.
"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
by jason shapiro January 9, 2008
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This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?
Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT
by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026
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hot sticky load

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“I dropped a hot sticky load in my girlfriend yesterday!”
by Yeetus the fetus October 1, 2018
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A load of hot cock

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Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble
Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"
by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017
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Hotloading

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The act of masturbating and warming up your hands for a short time using your semen.
Steve's hands got cold when we were out camping so he went and started hotloading for a bit.
by Sir Castic IV November 19, 2013
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