Hook's mom 

SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom.

Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.

Hook's mom by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

Butcher's hook 

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

Butcher's hook by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

Captain's hook 

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

Captain's hook by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

Arthur's Hook

The tiniest thing on Earth. Only sydney would like it.

Sydney: I lovvve Arthur's hook, i wanna bang it! Hardddd

Arthur's Hook by iufriufiwjxowuyfreh September 25, 2018

it's your hook 

it's your shout

it's your hook for the drinks mate

it's your hook by chick from the country October 30, 2020

Chairman’s Hook 

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

Chairman’s Hook by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Saxon Hook

A man who makes extremely bahahahaha jokes and makes everyone giggle when he says something or does anything funny, classical laughter and very contagious laughs when the term Saxon Hook is used.

Lance has made a funny he can been seen as doing a Saxon Hook

Saxon Hook by anonymous October 21, 2020