person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

Holy Shit by bennycnz February 21, 2011

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Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

Holy Shit by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

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holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

holy shit by Downstrike May 29, 2004

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holy shit

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance

1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!

holy shit by mike!@ December 24, 2007

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