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herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.
herring choker by Heidi Bialik December 22, 2005

herring bone 

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"
herring bone by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008

herring choker

An individual of Scandinavian descent. Also applicable to landlocked enclaves of Scandinavian emigrants, such as the entire state of Minnesota, even though these communities no longer choke their herring in the traditional fashion but instead rely on commercial canneries to pre-choke and pickle their fish.
Torvald: Hey, this bar got any Tuborg?
Barkeep: Sorry, we don't serve herring chokers here.
herring choker by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".
Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"
Herring Choker by MoeShoes January 20, 2014

Herring Code 

This is a code created by Wavemelon (me) as a result of pressing and holding a key on his phone's keyboard.

For example,
&÷)) $=>÷,# means "HELLO [FRIEND"

It has to be spaced out through dropping lines and not normal spaces.

DO:
&÷)) $=>÷,# [DON'T:

&÷)) $=>÷,# However, it can't have dropped lines if it's being translated. Use this to Troll your friends! Alphabet Q: + W: × E: ÷ R: = T: / Y: _ [U: <
I: >
O:
P:
A: !
S: @
D: #
F: $
G: %
H: &
J: *
K: (
L: )
Z: -
X: '
C: "
V: :
B: ;
N: ,
M: ?
@>?])÷
÷'!?])÷

)) That is [Herring Code. Try translating it!
Herring Code by Wavemelon November 16, 2021

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.
calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.
grey-herring by Senor P August 20, 2010