herpes 

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.

Person 1: I have genital herpes!
Person 2: ... Congratulations.

herpes by Dr.K December 28, 2005

HERPES 

A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people

:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.

HERPES by willismagee September 6, 2007

herpes 

Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.

Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1

herpes by Brohan September 6, 2004

HERPES 

those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.

dont kiss him he got herpes yuck

HERPES by big bear February 25, 2005

herpes 

The way Arabs say "hair piece".

I have a herpes on my head.

herpes by tpb614 March 10, 2016

Herpes 

A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.

Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!

John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?

Bob: A little bit of both actually.

Herpes by BigDongJuan March 27, 2009

herpes 

Really painful std. No cure. Blisters. Pustules. Can be transferred from LIPS to ASS people. Herpes simplex can transfer from mouth to genitals and vice versa. OOOU! Good reason to wear a condom! Need to be on outbreak to be diagnosed! Please help find a cure.

"No glove no love!"
"Vasaline takes my pain away!"
"It buuuurns! OMFG It buuuuurns!"
"Ptsd and herpes! What a fucken asshole you are!"
"Sentenced to a life of pain."

herpes by Sir Assburnalot March 4, 2009