herf 

Someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.

Freida Pinto is a herf, because she steals Dev Patel from the general public.

herf by schlusselschwert September 6, 2009

herf 

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.


Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

herf by God as Himself February 11, 2009

Herf 

A fat woman quief.
A fat chick quiefing and/or the sound of air escaping from a fat lady's vagina

She tried to say she farted, yet I know a herf when I hear it!

Herf by Nosaj711 May 20, 2014

Herf 

To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.

I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!

Herf by Jrod81 April 21, 2007

herf 

MADE IT MY SELF
means ur kewl if u do n retards do it
it can also me to have sex wit a retard lol

hahaha i am sooo cool HERF!!!
" fuck man i had some herf sex last night, she fell outa her wheel chair

herf by marcus jw August 7, 2004

Herf 

To Fondle Aggressively

The scruffy nerd herfer was herfing a cat.

Herf by Mark Warner June 11, 2005

Herf 

Herf has the same meaning as "help", just typed to fit asian english.

HERF, SOMEONE'S ROBBING ME.
Omg, he's too cute, herf.

Herf by Danico888 July 5, 2018