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Grandma's little helper 

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.
I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

Santa's little helper 

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
Santa's little helper by jburke524 September 19, 2011

Kavra's Kingdom Helper 

Ah, Helpers at Kavra's Kingdom known as "shorter and fatter than knights". At least when they rank up they grow their hair back from Knight, but somehow get shorter? Well at least they have a chance for Proxy. Most experienced rank.
Guard 1:"I'm being squished by this Kavra's Kingdom Helper"
Ally:"Try scooting over"
Guard 1: "There is another helper next to me"
-after picture is taken-
Helper 1: Why am I always being bullied??

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).
"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."
Santa's Lil' Helper by Ryan January 20, 2004

momma's little helper 

Linda would not have made it thru the day if not for momma's little helper.

Lisa's little helper 

LISA IS AN A AMAZING WOMAN AND SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED JEAN
Lisa's little helper by Axel<3 October 17, 2022