Heed 

An individual (usually a male from Speedway, IN) with an ovaloid shaped blockheed partially covered with wispy blond hair that has receded back to show a shiny dome cranium. In the history of man only one person has had the distinction of possessing this size of noggin'. "Heed" usually uses a toilet as a "helmet" to protect the garganous cranium

"Hey, look at the Heed trying to put that hat on... it looks like someone trying to put a condom on a watermelon!! No.... it's like trying to play Putt-Putt with a basketball...on top of that.. it's like putting glitter on a pimple!!"

Heed by Jon "Smelliott" Elliott February 4, 2005

Heed 

A black male who's some may call African always traveling on the road and all about money and will be rich some day

black hustler ambition highway heed

Heed by Shaq99 June 18, 2018

Heed 

A jamacian word for calling someone stupid

Teacher: what’s 1+1?
Student: 20
Jamacian student: this man is a heed

Heed by Love_TDOT August 5, 2019

Heed 

Definition of Heed - heed is a creature (a bald haired male) Which scientists inject potato DNA in a male to make them bald. Rich with Vitamin H.

you have a solid heed! Creepy beautiful potato child

Heed by Solid Heed March 29, 2021

Heed Head 

A name for fans of the progressive rock band Coheed and Cambria. Heed heads are friends, not only with the band on Myspace, but with Evil Ink comics, several Shabutie profiles, Cobalt and Calcium, Fire Deuce, English Panther, and Davenport Cabinet. They listen to all these band religiously, as well as constantly read the comic books, and try to decipher the true meanings of the songs in doing so.
They post on the Cobalt and Calcium forums, probably contribute and therefore have an avatar, which is probably Coheed related. Coheed rocks, and if you try to tell them differently, they'll profusely disagree with you and try to convince you otherwise.

Kid 1: "When you're down, on the floor, bleeding, bastard..."
Kid 2: You're such a Heed Head.
Kid 1: Is that a bad thing? Do you know what this song is about? This is when Josephine Kilgannon is raped by the Jersey City Devils, and then...
Kid 2: Whoa, I was just sayin'.

Heed Head by EricaEatsWaffles December 9, 2008

Heed-ache 

A headache caused by smoking large amounts of marijuana.

Dude, this is good heed. I've just had 6 bongs and its given me a heed-ache!

Heed-ache by George Peacock September 14, 2009

dunder heed 

scottish slang to describe some one who's intelligence is below average

that guy is a dunder heed

dunder heed by lolee July 8, 2005