Bad hearing 

Something a Ms Eminem Bumshit has.

*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing

Bad hearing by Hehwe September 7, 2023

selective hearing 

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.

"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"

selective hearing by amrgkm January 29, 2009

Tunnel Hearing 

When someone is so focused on listening to one thing and cant hear anything else.
When someone can only hear one thing at a time, instead the culmination of sound from the entire room.

u have to yell at your friend multiple times to get his attention because he has tunnel hearing and is watching t.v.

Tunnel Hearing by JankyJank6767 March 18, 2010

hard of hearing 

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.

When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.

hard of hearing by Maura T. January 9, 2009

hearing AIDS 

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

hearing AIDS by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Pacman Hearing 

Pacman Hearing is where a group of people are talking about one thing then move on and start talking about something else and then one of the group starts talking about the first thing as if no one had mentioned that conversation at all.

Max: hey did you watch the England game yesterday?
Tom: yeah it was good, that was an amazing goal
Max : i know great goal, any one else do much yesterday?
James: i watched the England game, they scored a sick goal !

PACMAN HEARING !!!

Pacman Hearing by LG570 January 23, 2010

what it this _____ I am hearing about? 

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

what it this _____ I am hearing about? by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 2, 2005