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hamper bandit 

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.
Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.
hamper bandit by sexysatie February 1, 2006

hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Hamper Camper 

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
Hamper Camper by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

hamper person 

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
hamper person by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004

hamper hound 

girl/guy who raids opposite sex hamper for undies to sniff and/or masterbate with.
Jim just met this girl and he ended up back at her place. She had to step out just for a minute, but that's all it took jim to hamper hound her and spank it smelling her panties.
hamper hound by clydemire January 29, 2007

hamper inspector 

One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.
man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector