Gurth 

A Big man with a large cock

Look at Gurth overthere

Gurth by BahamainBBC242 November 24, 2021

Gurth Burger

A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper.

"Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burger!"

Gurth Burger by Dbung September 22, 2005

Gurth of Hades 

The penis of the Devil

"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)

Gurth of Hades by Dbung September 22, 2005

Gurth of Perth 

Kris Alido

That frenzy guy that lives in Dardy scarbs, he got that thick dick, he the gurth of Perth

Gurth of Perth by kirashontae July 3, 2022

King Gurth 

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

King Gurth by Dbung September 22, 2005

girthwaken 

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

GirthusMaximus 

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.

1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?

GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019