Gurning 

a phrase or word witch means an individual who is desperate to masturbate. usually can see these through facial emotions or erotic behaviour stereotypically found in the young male with second name Corner.

Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region

Sorry boys no more ps3 now your going to have to go i need to masturbate. Or the new term I'm Gurning all those meanings brought into one.

Gurning by babyrod March 30, 2011

gurning 

To suck in your pee before it comes out.

Im gurning because im in someone`s house

gurning by butt face fred October 29, 2007

Gurning 

Gurning is the act of seeking sexual pleasure through pictures of creatures from the popular game Pokemon, or individuals of an age higher than ones own.

He wont stop Gurning it.

Gurning by Arithmus March 23, 2025

Gurning 

When you and your partner make out and eat the plaque off eachother

We were gurning all night

Gurning by Danzik von walker May 14, 2025

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Gurning Drug Monkey by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008

gurning chimp 

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

gurning chimp by oracle March 12, 2004