When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.

“Bro I just turn Oreo into a gumming cat,
You wanna try him out tonight?”

Gumming Cat by Jevin D August 3, 2025

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Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.

Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".

Sneak-Gumming by Jamieleets April 6, 2010

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Nut Gumming

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.

i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.

Nut Gumming by bigcrazy May 23, 2012

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Fruit Gumming

To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.

Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.

Fruit Gumming by potato pusher December 28, 2010

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