hummer gummer
hummer gummer by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005
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Wal Mart Gummer
This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.
Wal Mart Gummer by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007
Flippen Gummer
Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.
Flippen Gummer by Moemoelyn December 9, 2016
Grippy Gummers
Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”
“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers
Grippy Gummers by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023
gummer stumps
1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
gummer stumps by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
gummer
a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).
I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!
gummer by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006