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Shit Grassing 

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass
Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room
Shit Grassing by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Glossing 

The act of passionately stroking an object or being up to two times. Can only be suductive or friendly, eye contact and language determine the difference. No more them two strokes or it would be referred to as "petting."
Would you stop glossing my pillow, your hands are filthy.
Glossing by ThePhysicists June 2, 2015

Lip-Glossing

When a female bounces her genitalia on anothers face or open mouth. The female version of Tea-bagging.
She stradled my face and proceeded to give me a wet Lip-Glossing.
Lip-Glossing by Austentacious December 30, 2008
The action of hiding in a grass field because the police has just busted the party that has underage drinking involved or any other form of illegal activity.
Jack went grassing last night and almost got caught when the patrol car drove by.
Grassing by vee kept January 25, 2011

Grassing Out 

Grassing out vocalizes the act of someone passing out or being overwhelmed and choking before, after or during present smoke caused by fumes induced by incinerated Cannabis leaves.
dude 1: first bong ever WHOOOOO I'm gonna get soo high
dude 2: go on man take a hit
1 minute later while dude one is Grassing Out
dude 2: WHoa bro he tots grassed out
The Dude: Far out man, far out.

grussing it up 

(verb) the act of over-exaggerating or flying of the handle when nothing is actually wrong.... usually performed with an east coast accent
JP was really grussing it up when discribing the shitty performance of his team