green thumb

a big joint the size of a thumb

yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee

green thumb by david mullins June 14, 2007

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Green Thumb

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

Green Thumb by Curly Mo June 10, 2008

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Green Thumb

A term used for a person who has recently bought marijuana or has some on their person.

Yo, I heard mike has a green thumb right now. Go hit him up for a deal

I have a green thumb after my plug hooked me up

Green Thumb by SharksVengeance May 17, 2016

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Green Thumb

One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.

Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.

Green Thumb by Eugenio B. January 10, 2008