Klan Grannies 

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.

Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?

Klan Grannies by 1dead April 12, 2022

green grannies 

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

green grannies by mr.miagi April 20, 2004

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).

"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"

old grannies by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

Old grannies by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

GrannieCam 

To cybercam someone twice your age

Wow, he GrannieCammed Tannie?

GrannieCam by Dan Oldham April 20, 2003

grannie 

n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small children do.

sumbuddy: i plays lil red reyden hud toodae.
guy: A cannible ate your grannie.

grannie by Ken R. November 23, 2004

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.

Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

grannies home made veggie soup by kris ault January 22, 2009