Gouge my eyes out 

An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel

For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT

Gouge my eyes out by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016

gouge

a helpful hint or insight

Give me the gouge on that History test

gouge by kelv-blueshark August 19, 2003

Goughlar 

the single, Lana-minded entity that Al Gough and Miles Millar; The creators of Smallville.

What the hell was Goughlar thinking when they killed Johnathan kENT?

Goughlar by thilen April 12, 2008

Elliot Gough 

Elliot “ElliotExplicit” Gough is a British Youtuber, editor, production specialist, director, and actor.

Known for his work on Tomska, Tomska and Friends, his podcast “Good News”, his short films including ‘Hiccups’ and ‘Don’t Do It’, and his music, among other things.

“Have you seen ‘Hiccups’ by Elliot Gough? It’s a lovely short film.”

“Elliot is so cute. I want to put him in a basket!”

Person 1: “Would you say Elliot Gough is Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral?”

Person 2: “I’d say he’s Chaotic Chaotic.”

Elliot Gough by James00 May 3, 2022

Gougoune 

gougoune (plural gougounes)
(Quebec, colloquial)

Flip Flops

Tes gougounes

Gougoune by Coqmunchurr May 8, 2023

Goughie 

The complete opposite of Boughie; someone with no money who acts in a cheap, low-class manor or demeanor. Readily identifiable by wearing a belt made of shoelaces.

Man, Goughie ass James can't get into the club with his Nike Cortez's, can he borrow your dress shows again?

Goughie by Fonboughie October 4, 2011

Gougage 

When you see something so nasty that you want to gouge your eyes out.

A. When you walk in on your parents, you want to commit gougage.
B. When a fat girl bends over and you see her buttcrack, that's gougage.

Gougage by urdaddyhaha November 19, 2005