got milk? 

Got Milk? is an American advertising campaign encouraging the consumption of cow's milk, created for the California Milk Processor Board in 1993. The voice saying "Got Milk?" at the end of each television ad is that of veteran voiceover actor Denny Delk.

In 1998, the slogan “got milk?” campaign expanded to include the faces, but not the names, of celebrities. By adding the celebrity cachet, awareness of drinking milk has increased 90%. Today the slogan is an international icon and the phrase has been parodied more than any other ad slogan.

Doctor: mrs. lipstein l'm afraid l have some bad news. the tumor is malignant. i'm afraid you only have 6 months to live.

Mrs. lipstein: oh my god!!!

narrator: got milk?

got milk? by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

got milk? 

When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.

At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!

got milk? by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Got Milk? 

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

Got Milk? by Comero February 13, 2004

got milk ? 

Looks like she missed her mouth all together.....SWALLOW- MMMMMMMMMSlurp

oralto suck & swallow...while pleasing the male species.cum guzzling ho bag.

got milk ? by miss biatch 2 u December 1, 2004

got milk jugs? 

Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.

(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)

I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.

"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.

"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.

"You got milk jugs?", I queried.

"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.

I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."

He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."

I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"

(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)

got milk jugs? by Carol Ann Shelby December 10, 2006

I GOT MILK, BABY 

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield

"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

I GOT MILK, BABY by The dairy balls March 22, 2010

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!

Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK by MarioLogan June 29, 2023