Oh my goodness 

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.

Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”

Oh my goodness by Aryana November 7, 2017

goodness

the best human being to ever walk the earth...

omg its goodness

goodness by mi no care September 30, 2017

grossness 

something very disgusting.

Would you date Tom?

Answer...."Hell no!! grossness!!

grossness by Anonymous October 5, 2003

grossness 

something real gross

1. eew, don't touch me, grossness
2. Did you see Zack kissing that girl? eew grossness

grossness by Alberto aloe January 23, 2009

Goodness me 

The European Version of oh my God. Used a lot in soccer, by announcers. It's also used in their every day language.

Goodness me I just failed that test.

Goodness me by Bingya November 16, 2016

oh my goodness 

BadBoyHalo's favorite phrase. Often used right after Skeppy does something stupid.

BBH: OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP PUTTING LAVA EVERYWHERE

oh my goodness by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019

oh my goodness! 

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!

oh my goodness! by M/A February 12, 2006