A literal god in a mans body, has the power to do literally anything he wants except spell a sentence correctly, his ethnic origins are unknown but are often speculated to be either Mexican, Italian or Asian
A goochie is a guy's coochie. This occurs when a guy tucks his penis in between his legs, creating a goochie. This can also be an ironic term to simply refer to a penis with the same punch that the word coochie provides.
Caitlyn Jenner: My inner feminine has finally been denudified!
Pendejo Uno: Um, excuse me but your misshapen snail between your legs is nothing more than a goochie hole 🤷 ♂️