2 definitions by Coolkidconway

A literal god in a mans body, has the power to do literally anything he wants except spell a sentence correctly, his ethnic origins are unknown but are often speculated to be either Mexican, Italian or Asian
by Coolkidconway January 14, 2021
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A spherical being of pure muscle that is so dense they have their own gravitational pull that only has the ability to attract green lumpy birdshit towards the facial region
This being will stop at nothing to devour your food and family
by Coolkidconway February 2, 2019
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