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Girlfriends 

A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.

(The girl leaves the room)

Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?

Matt: Yes.

Melanie: What do you do for a living?

Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.

Aisha: What car do you drive?

Matt: Dodge Nitro.

(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)

Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
Girlfriends by Tanauthority7979 December 20, 2010
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Girlfriending 

A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.

eg: Whining, bitching, complaining
Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?
Girlfriending by inkeddd December 18, 2009

Girlfriendish 

Someone who acts like a girlfriend would. For example, they are kind, loving, and caring.
Lauren suddenly started acting girlfriendish when she fell in love.
Girlfriendish by Cryde October 29, 2008

800 Girlfriends 

Especially "Hanging out with my 800 girlfriends", to watch porn.
Comes from the cable tv channels (the 800s are mainly pornography)
Guy one: "Hey dude let's go out!"
Guy two: "Naw, I'd rather spend the night with my 800 girlfriends"
800 Girlfriends by Teh Expert November 9, 2010

Girlfriendified 

When a guy gives into a girls demands/opinions because they are dating her, and don't want to face the consequences later of if they don't agree with her.

Similar to whipped.
Guy: Lets go see Movie A, I really like how it sounds.
Guy 2: Ya, that sounds awesome!
Girl: No, I want to watch this movie instead.
Guy: Fine, we'll see movie B.
Guy 2: Dude, you just got girlfriendified.
Girlfriendified by GuelphTimes November 29, 2010

girlfriends bff

That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer

National suck your girlfriends pussy day 

Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27
Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day