geezerectomy 

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

geezerectomy by paludism August 22, 2011

geezerdom 

A geezer's personal kingdom (personal world view). Rather than lamenting the infirmities and liabilities of advancing age (though not wholly denying them), the geezer revels in the psychological and even physical freedom resulting from advanced age. No need for schedules, no worries about what others think, etc. The world is the geezer's oyster--his or her geezerdom.

The old gent smiled as he considered his geezerdom.

geezerdom by Travelingmankc September 11, 2018

geezeress 

A female version of " geezer ".

"have you seen that geezeress? She's so cool!"

lass gangsta girl girl chick

geezeress by nnnnnhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2015

geezerds

old crusty men who are worthless to the betterment of society

I was waitressing at that strip club, but those geezerds pissed me off so I quit.

geezerds by lilyloveth January 4, 2018

Geedered 

When ur on speed and get stuck for long periods of time and get nothing accomplished

I got geedered on that door it took me 7 hours to paint it and It still looks like shit

Geedered by Countrygirl25 March 3, 2021