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Geese Moot 

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive
Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it
Geese Moot by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011
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chasing geese 

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay
person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?
chasing geese by jjmc January 17, 2009

Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

cream of geese 

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".
A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!

Geezed in my pants 

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

Geese goose 

A much better way of saying a people person
Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
Geese goose by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020