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Gay light savings time 

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.

What time do gay people go to sleep? 

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

gay music video time 

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
We just watched Lady Gaga’s Superbowl halftime show, I guess it’s gay music video time!

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn 

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity 

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol
Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother 

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY