honorary gay straight friend 

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

honorary gay straight friend by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

Straight Gay Guy 

A gay guy who acts straight; reverse metro-sexual

Matt's one of those straight gay guys. By the way he acts and dresses, you'd never guess he was gay.

Straight Gay Guy by Gipples September 15, 2009

straight-gay 

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.

"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."

straight-gay by Emilio May 13, 2005

straight gay man 

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).

Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

straight gay man by copperboom May 23, 2007

Straight Gay 

The type of straight that enables you to be hot and steamy with the boys. You are can now think your besties (and paul) are hot. Kisses are ok, hugs are great and cuddles are better. (Shhhhh kisses are encouraged)

Im gonna go to Paul’s house to be Straight Gay on his couch.

Straight Gay by Big sexy 2.0 hot mama December 9, 2021

gay and straight alliance 

An extra-cirricular refuge that brings together queer students and their straight friends to figure out how to get past homophobia and other difficulties in school. At the gay-straight alliance, one is safe from ridicule and persecution because of ignorant and closed-minded people.

At the gay and straight alliance, many plans were made to raise gay awareness and tolerance at the upcoming Day of Silence.

gay and straight alliance by nataleanne June 1, 2006

Straight-Gay Best Friend 

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

Straight-Gay Best Friend by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010