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A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.

This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.

The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.

Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"

Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Gandle by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
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gandelman 

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.
wow i wish my man was a gandelman
gandelman by happycore80 August 11, 2010
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A very sexy and muscular man who loves to work out. He is really into himself, but he enjoys the attention. He loves to spoil his girlfriend/wife with love! He can last a very long time in bed and has the best manners, he also loves to study history in school.

He always is calm, relaxed, but is a jealous person, only because he is protective.
"If you have a son, name him something manly, like Eddie, Victor, George or Ganden"
Ganden by Islek February 20, 2014
Defining the amazing relationship between Andrew Siwicki and Garrett Watts created by their fandom
Gandrew has cured my depression
gandrew by Geezmiranda September 14, 2018

sick gandi

something that is amazing, or some one who is doing a positive thing.
omg that is sick gandi
sick gandi by Mears94 June 14, 2010

Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

ganderize 

OK class, ganderize your homework.
ganderize by brdcrap February 18, 2008