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simon gallup 

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
simon gallup by curehead January 12, 2006
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gallutes 

look at those gallutes
gallutes by guid June 18, 2008
someone who gets bare female attention
look at all his gash, dat brers a gallis
Gallis by geo March 26, 2005

Gallysexual 

Someone who is in love whit Gally from The Maze Runner series
Person1:Hi!What's your sexuality?
Person2:I'm Gallysexual!!
Gallysexual by anonymous January 1, 2021

galluses 

Suspenders or British braces to hold
up trowsers.
We call galluses "suspenders" and the
British call them "braces."
galluses by GAL uh sez October 31, 2003

gaylusions of grandeur 

thinking that because you are gay you are extremely hot
That boy posing at the bar has gaylusions of grandeur.

Gallupocust

Gallupocust, A sex thing in which the man ejaculate onto the woman's fresh feces and then proceeds to stuff the feces into the vagina
Last night my wife and I tried the Gallupocust and got salmonella
Gallupocust by BrokenCrockPot August 12, 2022