Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007

Balloon Ferret 

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Best Führer Friends 

Derived from "BFF"

Basically a tyrant/dictator version of best friends forever.

John: Did you know that Hitler and Mussolini were Best Führer Friends?

Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!

Best Führer Friends by jeonnifer May 4, 2017

Furret 

The most amazing creature that is in existence! Furret is the sweeetest, funniest, and most trustworthy friend in the entire world! She is the bestest of best friends a person could have and she loves to hang out with her closest friends. She loves all kinds of chocolate and sugar. If you’re her friend, you are so lucky!!

Furret is amazing!

Furret by Her Royal Sugarfluffiness March 31, 2019

FERREL BUSH APE 

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

Ariella Ferrera 

Colombian adult film actress known for her huge tits and trademark leg shake when orgasming.

Ariella is also known for her passionate, sweaty #lesbian scenes, in which she flaunts epic #tribbing skills.

#MILF

I just watched Ariella Ferrera trib India Summer a while ago. It was hot.

Ariella Ferrera by Panda Coat April 19, 2018

badge that ferret 

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

badge that ferret by sir spamalot August 30, 2012