Nick Furied 

To cum on a girls face, but only one eye causing her to close it.

I totally Nick Furied my girlfriend last night. Worth sleeping on the couch for a week to see her watching avengers with just one eye.

Nick Furied by mikeoff October 22, 2012

Funnied 

The act of doing something very sexually vulgar.

I funnied your mom last night!

Funnied by Kmiller9999 September 25, 2010

Furried 

When you get raped in your sleep by a person dressed in a furry costume.

Bro I just heard that Alfonso's dad furried him.

Furried by Murdle Humphrey December 22, 2019

Furnie

People who like to have sexual relations with and/or dress up as furniture.

P1: That weird guy loves to have sex with sofas.
P2: Omg, I didn't know he was a furnie.

Furnie by ET<3 September 25, 2025