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{fur-beed}:

~to be furbied, adj, state:

Getting so wasted on pills/mdma (mainly) and other narcotic substances after depriving oneself of sleep for days on end that the induvidual's behaviour deteriorates to that of a complete mong and is practically brain-dead. This ussually has the result on the induvidual of utter clumsiness, stupidity, nervous wreckage, and most noticably, a wide-pupilled, gurn-munchingly shocked, Elijah Wood-esque facial features. ie. Like a Furby.

Goes well with the prefix 'Fuckin'
1. He'd been awake since Tuesday and after the rave on Friday he was furbied as fuck.

2. He didn't even attempt to clean up the drinks he'd spilt as he was too fuckin furbied.

3. He double dropped and then took some CK. After his third tab of acid he was completely fuckin furbied.

4. Did you see his face? He was fuckin furbied.

5. Go home you fuckin furby!
Furbied by rasfuk September 23, 2006
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A bird found in the Amazon and the Tibetan Region of India that has fur instead of feathers and a beak full of molar teeth. A furbird can be recognized by its high pitched shriek. They have survived from prehistoric times and still thrive today. Furbirds are considered to be the only creatures ever to walk the earth that are worse than ratfinks.
Dude Neeraj you're such a furbird.
Furbird by NA$TYNATE May 15, 2008
An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
furbies are the devil
Furbies by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007
a cat that is crazy/weird enough to:
A. try to eat your foot
B. jump up a flight of stairs
C. climb the dog
and D. watch TV intently
Holly: Hey, that cat just tried to eat my foot.
Maddie: Yup, he's a Furbie.
Furbie by A+H=4eva March 5, 2011

Burning Furbies 

The act of hiding from class or the world by smoking crack, usually for an extended period of time.
Marco: Why isnt Lottie here tonight?
Bre: Shes probably off burning furbies!
Burning Furbies by hpy February 4, 2010
When one farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. snarfler
She tried to impress me when she furbied.
furbie by Turbot October 2, 2007

Nick Furied 

To cum on a girls face, but only one eye causing her to close it.
I totally Nick Furied my girlfriend last night. Worth sleeping on the couch for a week to see her watching avengers with just one eye.
Nick Furied by mikeoff October 22, 2012
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