Furby 

1: A small animated plush toy known for its wobbling motions and incomprehensible babbling. Also known for the way they would tend to interact with each other when in pairs, becoming even more irritating.

2: Somebody so stoned their actions resemble those of a Furby, IE waddling, wobbling, babbling, blinking heavily, falling asleep. Like their battery-operated counterparts, human Furbies are more entertaining and annoying when in pairs.

1: My 3rd grade teacher yelled at me because the Furby I had in my backpack woke up and disturbed the class.

2: Jackie and Chris were so to'ed up last night they turned into Furbies! I wanted to kick both of them really hard.

Furby by ChevVetteC6 September 29, 2007

furby 

really annoying cunt

"hey furby... shut the fuck up before i fuck you up"...
*inaudible mumblings*
"right thats it!"....

furby by heath_lord March 14, 2007

Furby 

One of the scariest toys ever made. They wake up I'm the middle of the night and try to kill you, WITHOUT BATTERIES IN. They are demons and make the creepiest noises ever. Whatever they say, they're are not cute and don't want to be your friend! The only war to kill a furby is to stab it up the butt with a screwdriver.

"I bought a furby yesterday and put it on my dresser. It talked all night long, and when I woke up it was laying next to me and my arm was all bloody. I stabbed it with a screwdriver!"

Furby by Jean-Marie Uebrick January 26, 2009

Furby 

Furry little bitch who sits on your desk and says "feeeeeed me" until you want to smash it with a hammer

Shut up damn Furby before I club you in the head with this toaster oven!

Furby by Dana T. April 29, 2008

furby 

Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.

I plan on mounting my furby pelt above the mantle.

furby by Pingaling July 14, 2007

furby 

A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.

"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com

furby by Churusaa May 6, 2006

Furby 

A 6-inch electronic toy, monster to some, nuisance to most. Mostly purchased with the intention of dismantling or smashing into bits.

My Furby got all jammed up, and made this nasty burning smell, so I threw it in the trash compactor.

Furby by Gamex July 7, 2003