fuckled 

Fucking + pickled = fuckled
Refers to being so drunk you are fucked up beyond all cognitive ability.

Also refers to being in any situation where there seems no way out. In a fucking pickle.

"I was so completely fuckled last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"When you wife finds out what you did, you will be completely fuckled!"

fuckled by c4ll1ng December 23, 2007

Fuckled 

When you get pulled over and get a ticket from a cop for not wearing your seatbelt.

"Man, that cop over on 21 and Garfield fuckled me."

Fuckled by Miles Fowler January 11, 2009

Fuckled 

Messed up, tangled, bungled.

It's all fuckled.

Fuckled by Cynikalkat February 27, 2018

fuckled 

Rhymes with suckled. Means the same thing as fuxxored.

I had to dump her because things were completely fuckled.

fuckled by Noah April 4, 2004

fuckled 

When something is really fucked

Dan: I just saw a plane crash
Olof: The pilot must have fuckled

fuckled by Oliverforpresident2020 November 24, 2016

Fuckled 

A softer and more accepting, playful kind of fucked up.

The interwebs here are fuckled.

Fuckled by Jojochinto December 8, 2017

Fuckled 

Premature Ejaculation that lands in your partners eyes.

George - Bruh you still boning Jessica ?

Bret - nah brah that went south after I fuckled all over her, she was so pissed she could barely see straight.

Fuckled by shenry8590 September 20, 2019