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I’ve gotten a lot of fuckage lately.

My thirty-year-old virgin brother is super jealous of my fuckage.
Fuckage by Emery1 May 31, 2021
the extent to which something is damged.
the amount of paint chipped off of a bike pedal.
Fuckage by seth wants dreads July 17, 2003
A percentage upcharge, added into the final bid on a contract where there is an ongoing business relationship, in which the contractor has previously been shortchanged or "backcharged" unlawfully by the customer. This percentage varies from customer to customer, and may be cumulative over time. It includes an additional percentage, to cover slow payment, demands for "free" extra work, unwarranted payment disputes, time spent on the phone with their reps explaining why they have to pay for services rendered and documented, extra time on resulting paperwork , "adjusted" bids after the work is complete, and the aggravation of knowing the customer will pull any trick they can, to force you to perform work for free, which they themselves will then happily bill their client for.
"I'm counting 43 cubic yards of debris to remove here. The customer took over two months to pay last time, then tried to get me to knock another $50 off the agreed price after the work was complete. Counting in the time and aggravation, we'll add another 4 cubic yards for fuckage...make that 5 cubic yards on principle. Bid will be to remove 48 cubic yards of debris, including fuckage."
fuckage by lowflyer December 12, 2016
an exclamation used when one is disappointed or upset.
Fuckage! Those ruddy bastards all left!
fuckage by Jen June 27, 2004
To fuck with someone, or literally, fuck with someone.
Guy: "Hey, you need some fuckage in your life!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"
Fuckage by Shapow! December 15, 2010
Fuckage is all the things that that make it a pain in the ass when doing something .

The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.
This would be easy to do if it wasn't for all the fuckage in the way.
Fuckage by jp5er December 28, 2009