fruit roll up 

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.

YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!

fruit roll up by matt hollywood December 4, 2004

Fruit roll up 

The term for when gay people do a drive by

Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up

Fruit roll up by KodakfAt March 15, 2017

Fruit Roll Up 

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

Fruit Roll Up by DaddieDoWerk December 3, 2015

fruit roll up 

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

fruit roll up by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008

Fruit Roll Up 

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

Fruit Roll Up by Jimmy9234 February 21, 2009

Fruit Roll Up 

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.

Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.

Fruit Roll Up by E-Money February 21, 2003

Fruit roll up 

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

Fruit roll up by DayZzz October 27, 2020