penile fracture 

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

penile fracture by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

penile fracture 

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

penile fracture by hambone October 19, 2003

Penial Fracture 

A limp penis

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded

Penial Fracture by Dickhole February 25, 2018

Penial Fracture 

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

Penial Fracture by Patytu October 21, 2019

ghost-fracture

a fake broken limb

A limb that feels broken or fractured but isnt

David S.: found at MMHS

ghost-fracture by bert jungnitsch November 19, 2004

dick fracture 

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

dick fracture by nobody else here April 24, 2017

Hairline fracture 

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

Hairline fracture by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006