foglog 

A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.

During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)

foglog by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005

Fogle Goggles 

Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...

Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.

Fogle Goggles by dinglebuttsex June 7, 2016

Foglof 

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).

Check out that FOGLOF over there!!
Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!

Foglof by REL74 February 11, 2010

Jared Fogle 

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

Jared Fogle by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

fogliciosh

When one rubs oneself to the beat of a song.

That's not body rubbing, there's music on. That's fogliciosh.

fogliciosh by sweetsocks June 2, 2007

fogladyte 

Someone who resides in the foggiest neighborhoods of San Francisco.

In summertime, when greeting friends who live in the Outer Sunset, at Ocean Beach. "Hey there, fellow fogladytes!".

fogladyte by arozi August 31, 2021

Four Loko Fogle 

A dude that fucks bitches ad slams alcoholic beverages, but his specialty is four lokos. The bottleggers and ronas sometimes give him trouble, and he used to be a big-time shot guy... Until he discovered the undeniable glory of a good four loko. Four loko fogle doesn't care what shit you talk about him. He's just gonna keep on fuckin bitches and slammin some lokos.

Guy 1: "Who's that dude shredding poon?"
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."

Four Loko Fogle by FourLokoFogle#1Fan January 30, 2020