Flunked Recess 

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...

Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...

Flunked Recess by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010

flunked

crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.

My computer flunked and I had to reboot.

flunked by anony October 28, 2003

Flonke

Someone who flunks a grade

This kid is a flonke

Flonke by Jehehsgs September 24, 2017

Flonkerton 

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

Flonkerton by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker 

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

Flonker by mimus September 11, 2008

Fonked 

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

Fonked by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

flinked 

The word intentionally put there by William Golding on page 10 of "Lord of the Flies"

Out there, perhaps a mile away, the white surf flinked on a coral reef.

flinked by enemy-spotted April 6, 2019