Floatin-Urp 

Feeling that occurs when people are getting high from smoking meth in a room where the meth smoke becomes so thick that you begin to feel an odd sense of floating within the smog

"Wow..this shit is good..see how it's just floatin-urp?"

Floatin-Urp by balls n yo mouth March 18, 2015

Floatin a stogie 

smoking the end of a large cigar impaled on a needle or pin so you dont burn your fingers.
at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.

that guy really likes his cigar. he's floatin the stogie.

he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.

Floatin a stogie by Znibs October 24, 2011

floatin red river 

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river by ruck'es September 2, 2010

Cuss you out from amazing grace to a floatin opportunity 

To cuss someone out from amazing grace to a floatin opportunity. In church phrases typically by church queens or COGIC Granny. To be cussed out from amazing grace to a floatin opportunity. Entails a very flamboyant and androgynous church queen. While being "read" for evey insecurity one may have. While being preached vulgarity. Usually in a humourous religious tone.

I will cuss you out from amazing grace to a floatin opportunity. Talking about that boy gone be me in 20 years!

Cuss you out from amazing grace to a floatin opportunity by Poly Esta November 12, 2024

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

Floaties 

(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.

Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.

Floaties by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020

Foul Floating Filth 

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

Foul Floating Filth by YAWA September 11, 2016