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fertile mertile 

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.
"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."
fertile mertile by Hellflower August 30, 2006

Fertile Neck 

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.
That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.
Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...
my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina
fertile by arihahana July 22, 2009
A term used when describing a good looking person.
Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”
Fertile by Paperhands June 4, 2023

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota

Fertile Sod 

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
Fertile Sod by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021