Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?
Dude 1: You totally scored with that awesome chick last night...how did you roll it?
Dude 2: She wasn't even looking at me, then Ray farmed her to me and she was 'bout it all night.