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factorial february 

When you masturbate n! times. n meaning the current day in February. Similar to Destroy Dick December, just deadlier.
It's the 29th of February, so I have to jerk 29! times 8841762000000000000000000000000 times. Yay! Well, factorial February was fun, but my balls are dead.

Factorial Fap Februar 

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

Fart Factories 

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.
The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .
Fart Factories by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017

Bear Factorian 

One who creates the Bear Facts and actually knows what they are doing, therefore only a like 5 people are actually Bear Factorians
Maryy, Brittney and Jake are like the only Bear Factorians in the school. Don't forget my soul mate. He's the best.
Bear Factorian by <3Lex April 30, 2008

Factorializing

The act of preforming a factorial action.
Factorializing is maths... I'm not touching maths on the internoots...
Factorializing by Otovent February 9, 2018

Stacker Factorial

The attempt to consume any amount of Burger King Stackers in descending order, starting from the biggest Stacker desired to the smallest Stacker available.
Josh: I just ate a Quad Stacker Factorial.
Luke: What is a Quad Stacker Factorial?
Josh: It is the consumption of a Quad Stacker, Triple Stacker, Double Stacker and a Single Stacker.
Luke: Wow! That is some serious patty consumption.
Stacker Factorial by JDUBS910 February 24, 2014