faceborked 

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.

Grr! I just got Faceborked!

faceborked by TKravos August 25, 2008

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

shit-facebooked 

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

shit-facebooked by jeatags May 9, 2009

two-facebooked 

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

two-facebooked by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

I facebooked your mum 

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

I facebooked your mum by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

faceblock 

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

faceblock by donna chapman October 27, 2008