ya face is 

this is commomly used when someone says something harsh to ya and you cant be arsed to say anything back so you just reply ya face is and there you are problem solved.

person 1: you look so stupid
person 2: ya face is

ya face is by lewis tee ov gilesgate August 21, 2008

Your face is 

This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.

"You're dumb."
"Your face is dumb."

Your face is by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

your face is cancer 

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.

Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*

your face is cancer by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

My face is spicy 

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

My face is spicy by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021

my face is slightly damp 

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'

You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp

my face is slightly damp by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006

My face is just raining 

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

My face is just raining by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018

Your face is killing me 

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

Your face is killing me by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021